Who Is Mrs. Deavers?!

Alright, so, last night I had the most fucked up dream ever. And I remember ALL OF IT! Yeah, I can't believe it either! So, here it is:

Kim, Helen, and I were riding our bicycles on this back road, which is weird because I haven't been on a bike in years and years. But anyway, there was a gravel road, and we wanted to know what was up on top of this hill, so Helen stood guard, and Kim and I went up this hill. At the top, on one side were animals in cages, like lions and stuff, and on the other side were thorn bushes, so when we were walking down this road we had lions tryin' to get us on one side of us and thorns poking us on the other. And we're like, "Fuck this."

When we got back down the hill, Mrs. Deavers came up. And Mrs. Deavers was some teacher at the local grade school (in my dream. In real life, she doesn't exist.) And she rode to school on a rhino, on top of which was a little compartment she rode in. So weird!! And she was so pissed about us going up that hill, and even though we told her we left when we saw the animals, she was totally livid!

So this bitch Deavers takes us all hostage, and puts us in this shack where there are these animals sitting on this table thing. And outside of the shack is the rest of this house, including this wooden platform over a lake where fish and otters lived. In my dream, I kept calling them badgers, but I know now they were otters. We kept peaking out of this door, cause it wasn't locked, but fear of Mrs. Deavers kept us from actually leaving.

Then these otters started coming up into the shack, and we're like, "Get the fuck out of here, Badger/Otter!" Then Deavers came back in and said, "I have to get these leopards out of here. They are becoming too humanized." And she tapped on of the leopards, and it stood up on two legs and walked over to us and said, "I'll see you later" and walked out. I turned to the girls and said, "That's a classy fucking leopard."

Then I woke up.