As anyone who knows me even vaguely is aware, I'm Irish (not Asian, as some people apparently believe). While everyone knows the Irish are completely superior in most almost every way, one slight flaw in our makeup is our inability to tan. Being someone who likes to wear short dresses, my flourescent legs are kind of a bummer, but not something I actively seek to remedy.
Well, yesterday, Helen and I decided to go to the beach. Both of us are pale, so we figured we would at least give laying out a shot, soke up some sun, lounge around. Ya know, the beach thing. It turns out that was a horrible mistake. Despite putting on sunscreen, we burnt to a crisp. And of all places, on the back of our legs. As I sit here, typing this, I am in the most horrific pain. Everything my legs touch, I stick to, including my skirt and my chair.
I hate the sun.
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