What's Wrong with Me?

Seriously? The past two days I have spent a lot of time pondering said question. Why you ask? Well, I managed to pinch a nerve or pull a muscle or break my spine yesterday morning. And what extreme physical labor was I engaging in, you ask? I was getting dressed. Yes, that's right. I have caused myself excruciating pain for the past two days, right between my shoulder blades, by putting on clothes. I have no idea how it works, but it did, and I hate it.